I noticed a 50% sale at a leather store and walked in with a firm “not buying, only trying” agenda. Browsed over to the men’s section and pulled a jacket off the rack. I was about to try it on when a voice said “sir you can try it on over there.” It’s a smiling lady pointing to a wall with a lot of mirrors.
I walk over to mirrorland (there are six of them) and she comes by. I’m expecting her to ask if I need help and ready to deploy the “oh I’m good” line.
Except she does not ask. She grabs the two jackets and starts helping me. And I’m thinking in my head “lady you are wasting your time.” But I also kind of like it.
As I put the first jacket on, it does not fit. Second one does not fit either. I notice she had disappeared. I’m back to a non-defensive posture and start browsing again, thinking I’ll be out of there without buying.
The lady comes back and I ask her “do you have something in a smaller size?” pretty sure that she would not. She finds one in my size. Gah! Now I have to try it on.
I walk back to mirrorland and this time the jacket fits perfectly. She chimes in that it looks great. It puts a smile on my face. I like the jacket except for all the fur around the collar. I tell her that. She walks away and comes back with one without all the fur. This is not going according to plan.
She leaves me alone again. I try out the latest jacket and it looks great! I stood there for the next 10 minutes trying to figure out how NOT to buy the jacket, interspersed with fantasies of all the awesome magic it would bring to my life.
By now the hard as ice “not buying, only trying” agenda is starting to melt. But I pretend its not. Lady comes back. I ask her how much it is with tax, thinking this is my way out. She says she’ll take care of me and gives me an additional discount. SOLD! Lady just shattered my agenda.
All the mental focus and all the strategizing could not compete with this lady and the awesome jacket. I left the store feeling great. What a jacket! What a deal! Damn, she was good!
