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Nov

29

Transliteration Humor

By raheem

A few weeks ago I came across this great video of a song from a South Indian movie. The lyrics are transliterated to English and the results are quite funny. If you want to sing along, the lyrics are presented below. Enjoy!

Benny Lava

ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOO
WeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA

My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!
Anybody need this sign? Benny Lava!
You need a bun to bite Benny Lava!

Have you been high today?
I see the nuns are gay!
My borther yelled to me…
I love you inside Ed!

My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!
I told a high school girl…
I love you inside me!

I’d love to see you pee on us tonight!
I’d love to see you pee on us tonight!

oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo

You fill me up with doom!
Quit looking up at me!
You got a minute girl?
The puppy had a fee!

Dont think I do love her
We’re looking in a pill!
We’re looking in a pill!
All of them like the bun!
Now poop on them Oliver!

OOO DADDY! JUST SAY IT!
You know the hole to put it!
Just sing it! You love me!
You pundit got armor!

You send me.. Offended…
You know the hole to put it!

Just sing it! You love me!
Your pundit got armor!
Who put the goat in there?
The yellow goal I ate!

My loony bun in fine Benny Lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!

(I like to swim in it)
(I like to swim in his)
(beeejaaayyyy!)

(I like to swim in it)
(I like to swim in his)
(beeejaaayyyy!)

oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo

A nerd to punk a nerd
Im bleeding Fucking A!
That stuff is pink colored!
Soem day I sell DNA!

This boar aint very cool
You need a Hindi yew!
Got into Seattle
I’ll lay a friend of yours!

I fought a barber man!
We know what’s in butter rum!
A jet pack.. operation…
Send him the crazy Hindu!

Whatever! My Sadist!
All baked and cooked alive!
I lick you… Belinda…
The ninja made a movement.

Tell Donna… No collar
I’ll do what body loves!
I put papaya there
You love me inside there!

My loony bun in fine Benny Lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!
Anybody need this sign? Benny Lava!
You need a bun to bite Benny Lava!

Have you been high today?
I love you inside me!

oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo

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Nov

26

Better business climate in Bangladesh?

By raheem

The Bangladesh government today launched the Better Business Forum (BBF). The body is going to be working directly under the Chief Advisor’s office with administrative support from the Board of Investments. The membership of the body is certainly impressive (see list below). In addition to the major sectors of the government, the group also consists of private representatives from the garments, telecommunication, technology, financial and agriculture sectors. The business community can now communicate their concerns directly at the top levels of government. Contrast this with what was happening only one and half years ago when a chosen few corrupt businessmen had access to the PMO’s office via bribery and backroom dealings! In this respect, there is now greater transparency.

It will be interesting to observe the effectiveness of the BBF. If successful, this could be the start of a renaissance in Bangladeshi entrepreneurial climate. For a long time our entrepreneurs succeeded in spite of the government. Now, perhaps they can achieve greater heights of success with a little help from the government.

  • Bangladesh Better Business Forum
  • Adviser for industries, communications, power, energy and mineral resources,
  • Adviser for law, justice and parliamentary affairs
  • Adviser for foreign affairs,
  • The army chief,
  • Cabinet secretary,
  • Principal secretary to the chief adviser,
  • Bangladesh Bank governor,
  • Principal staff officer of the Armed Forces Division,
  • Chairman of the National Board of Revenue,
  • Finance secretary,
  • Commerce secretary,
  • Industries secretary,
  • Law secretary,
  • FBCCI president
  • DCCI president
  • CCCI president
  • MCCI president,
  • BGMEA president
  • President of Bankers Association of Bangladesh,
  • President of Consumers’ Association of Bangladesh,
  • Renowned economist Prof Muzaffer Ahmad,
  • Founder and chairperson of Brac Fazle Hasan Abed,
  • BKMEA president,
  • BTMA president,
  • Former president of Bangladesh Frozen Food Exporters’ Association SyedMahmudul Huq,
  • Managing Director of Renata Ltd Syed S Kaisar Kabir,
  • Director of Kazi Farms Ltd Kazi Zisan Hasan,
  • Group CEO of Rahimafrooz Bangladesh Ltd Samir Asaf,
  • MD of Information Solution Ltd Syed Shapir Khasru,
  • Chairman of AKTEL Bangladesh Salahuddin Kashem Khan,
  • Chairperson of Bangladesh Tea Association Laila Rahman Kabir and
  • Professors of economics at Dhaka University Dr Md Ali Taslim and Dr SM Asikuzzaman
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Nov

26

An Honest Politician

By raheem

While cruising through Youtube’s top rated videos I noticed several of the top ten videos featured presidential candidate Congressman Ron Paul. Getting curious I checked them out and read more about him at wikipedia and am quite impressed. Check out the following snippets:

Paul spends extra time in the district addressing constituents’ concerns, to compensate for “violat[ing] almost every rule of political survival you can think of,”[34] sometimes three to four days a week, often accompanied by grandchildren. He attends graduations, civic ceremonies, and Boy Scouts of America honor ceremonies. In an expansive district, he often logs over 300 miles (500 kilometers) daily, visiting constituents or handling their concerns. He reaches out to 14th district voters on veterans’ issues, such as procuring medals for war veterans who lost or never received their medals, and holding medal ceremonies for those whose medals are being presented. His staff has helped senior citizens of the district get free or low-cost prescription drugs through a little-known drug company program; is known for its effectiveness in tracking down Social Security checks; and sends out birthday cards to constituents, as well as condolence cards on the deaths of family members.

2008 campaign chair Kent Snyder first worked for Paul on the 1988 campaign—when U.S. Senator John McCain told him, “You’re working for the most honest man in Congress.”

I find Ron Paul’s story refreshing and inspiring. There are a lot of good people out there in government. But power is such an intoxicating influence that it changes most people. So in that sense, it is amazing to see someone as devoted to his constituents as Ron Paul. I wish we could have candidates like him in Bangladesh as well. Ron Paul is also testament that the internet is helping the enduring American experiment.

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Nov

13

Rhetoric and accountability in Bangladeshi politics

By raheem

Earlier today I decided to surf thru Sajeeb Wajed’s blog. He is the son of one of the ex-prime ministers of Bangladesh, who is currently in jail awaiting trial on corruption charges. Several of his posts mention human rights violations in Bangladesh under the current government.

So a little background here – Sajeeb’s mother, Sheikh Hasina was the Prime Minister of Bangladesh from 1996 to 2001. During that time, the law and order situation in Bangladesh was one of the worst in recent times. It was also a time when Bangladesh started being ranked as one of the top ten most corrupt nations in the world by Transparency International. During PM Hasina’s tenure, it was suggested to her to set up an Anti Corruption Council. She brushed off the suggestion by saying that the “government had no plan to set up an independent anti-corruption commission at the moment, but it would consider it in future.”

In 1998 Bangladesh has suffered floods that affected 10 million people. Prime Minister Hasina decided that the best use of Bangladesh’s precious foreign reserves was to spend $900 million dollars to buy 4 Russian fighter jets. Interestingly, PM Hasina is in prison at the moment for improprieties in awarding that $900 milllion dollar contract. It is horrifying that at a time of such disaster the government had misplaced priorities.

So finally we have a government that in 9 short months has accomplished such spectacular reforms such as separating the judiciary from the executive; investigating and prosecuting immense corruption by politicians and businessman; has begun improving power generation; has begun reforming the government civil service; has initiated laws requiring election candidates to disclose their qualifications, etc. These are just a few of the good works that the current caretaker government has initiated. And in light of such achievements; it is quite disingenious for the corrupt politicians to cry about “human rights” violations. No human rights are being violated – the corrupt politicians are quite simply facing the consequences of their actions.

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